I remember straight up punching something when I was sleeping and then waking up and finding I precisely punched a thing off the desk next to my bed and was just like “oh”

I had a dream that I was hanging out with the memeteam and we were at the mall at one point and then we came back to a place that looked like fennec’s house buy didn’t really feel like fennec’s house but then sean left in a kigurumi to get pizza and when the pizza came all the pizzamen (a lot of people showed up at this point) were also in kigurumi s. and there suddenly a big party with people in kigus and disney characters and Dennis Lehane (he’s a kinda popular writer my mom knows) and my guidance counsellor was there filming an interview with someone and I put headphones into the camera to see how it was goinf and the audio was terrible, partly because it wss hooked up to the music aux ans partly because they were using my lecture recorder as thr mic. There was also some bratty kid on camera duty that was being scolded by the consellor and basically she was being so bratty she got a referral and everyone gasped as she had to lwave the party on a tiny tricycle like the babby she was (she also turned into an actual, angry cartoon baby at this point) and then she got startled by alarm clock and then I woke up

seinfeld-quotes started following you

I’m framing this on my wall

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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qlandy:

demomann:

image

somebody who doesnt play tf2 explain this picture to me

that is Hugh the hot dog king. he is king of all the hot dogs, and this picture is him basking in the glory of his hot dog hoard.

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straight boy problem #27

tupacabra:

when ur nike basketball shorts don’t cover enough of ur shins

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