I went to an awards show but cause I was nominated and I didn’t win anything now I know why the caged dicaprio sings

mandugh:

WHAT DA HECKIE LET ME KISS UR NECKIE

(Source: theonion)

I am in a suit and it is like 90 degree and I am dying

whhoreo:

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

1. stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

• stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 

 they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

projects at the end of the school year

(Source: otterboxes)

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theonion:

Features Of The Xbox One: Full Report

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

(Source: tibets)